funny.

Statistics:
33.33% of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes.

Haiku:
My aunt used to say
Slow and steady wins the race
She died in a fire

Statistics and haiku courtesy of Mr. Bo Burnham.

Pelekania

cover it up...PLEASE

I was sitting at my brother's tennis practice waiting, waiting, waiting when two older gentlemen walked in with their tennis rackets ready to go. This normally wouldn't have bothered me in the least. Just two guys trying to get some fun exercise. The part that bothered me...their shorts were shorter than mine. That's taking it too far. It's one thing when a fourteen year old girl's shorts don't cover her butt, but it's a completely different situation when a 65 year old man's shorts don't cover his butt. Please fix this sir.

what is your state the worst at?

I'll be your alibi...

On the top you have Kerry Butler and on the bottom you have Aaron Tveit. Both singing the same song. The song is from Catch Me If You Can and it's absolutely amazing. Kerry Butler plays Brenda Strong who sings this in the musical and Aaron Tveit plays Frank Abagnale Jr. I love them both (maybe one a little bit more than the other). Please forgive the giggling in Aaron's video. And the poor quality of the video. And how they didn't even film him singing but instead filmed the wall behind him. I thought that was a nice touch. They must have done that so you can actually listen to the song as supposed to staring at his beautiful face. Let me know which one you like better. 

{Pelekania}

please notice my obsession

Please notice the new Harry Potter movie posters I have added along the side. They are very important to me so please respect them. You may also notice that I have so graciously added the year that each movie came out under each poster. I love HP.

{Pelekania}

how sorry are you?

The other day I stumbled upon "Formal Apology Forms" which make you saying sorry, way less awkward. I have yet to do something so terrible that it deserves a formal apology, but I kinda want to do something really mean just so I can use one. You write what you are sorry for and why you did it and what your excuse is. It makes life so much easier. AND, you don't actually have to say sorry to their face. And it's kinda funny so it makes it impossible for them to be mad at you after handing them one of these.

Use them wisely.

formal apology forms

Pelekania

do whatever you want

“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?”

Ave Maria by David Bisbal

Yes, it's in Spanish. Don't think that you won't enjoy it if you don't speak the language. You will laugh your ass off even if you don't speak Spanish. Guaranteed. His dance moves, may I say, are epic. This will make your day. You're welcome.

Pelekania