Guess the Disney movie that each quote is from and which character(s) said it.
Movie 1
Character 1: Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here!
Character 2: Ah, yes. What are you, and who are you doing here?
Movie 2
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?
Movie 3
I seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band, I've seen a needle that winked its eye.
Movie 4
If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all.
Movie 5
You are the only ladies of the household, I hope, er, I presume?
Movie 6
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Movie 7
But, Captain, wouldn't it be more humane-like to slit his throat?
Movie 8
We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please.
Movie 9
Character 1: It looks awful.
Character 2: That's because it's on you, dear.
Movie 10
Character 1: How 'bout I beat your butt right now?
Character 2: How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?
Movie 11
Character 1: Did you hear that?
Character 2: What?
Character 1: That noise.
Character 2: What noise?
Character 1: That noise I just heard. Do you hear it?
Character 2: Oh yeah. Sounded like an annoying bug asking me irritating questions... Oh, good, it's stopped now.
Movie 12
Character 1: Why, they might even make a motion picture about you.
Character 2: Motion picture?
Character 1: Oh. Well, that's something like television... without commercials.
Movie 13
That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.
Movie 14
Character 1: Oh? And just how do you think he will survive?
Character 2: "How do you think he will... " What do you mean how do you think he... He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
Character 2: Oh? That shouldn't take too long.
Movie 15
Character 1: Okay, let's charge!
Character 2: Wait a minute. I'm the leader! I'm the one that says when we go.
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Character 2: Here we go. Charge!
Movie 16
Oh, he's so handsome... just like his reward posters.
Movie 17
Character 1: Say, have you seen anything of a mean, fresh, kid, about ye big? Answers to the name of [title character's name].
Character 2: Half of the kids here in this town answer to [title character's name]. Other half don't answer.
Movie 18
Character 1: His ears are almost as big as yours.
Character 2: That's not the part you gotta worry about.
Character 1: Gosh, look at those teeth.
Character 2: That's the part you gotta worry about!
Movie 19
You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess. Is it, uh... Mildred?
Movie 20
Character 1: [Character 2], you don't have a way with children. You must gain their confidence... make them like you.
Character 2: Yeah? How do you do that?
Character 1: You FORCE them to like you, idiot!
Movie 21
Character 1: I want to do something for her... but what?
Character 2: Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep...
Movie 22
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
Itty-bitty living space!
Movie 23
What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
Movie 24
Character 1: How 'bout I beat your butt right now?
Character 2: How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?
Movie 25
Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Movie 26
Character 1: Hey! Who's the pig?
Character 2: Are you talkin' to me?
Character 3: Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Character 2: Are you talking to *me*?
Character 3: Ya shouldn't have done that.
Character 2: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Character 3: Now they're in for it.
Character 2: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!
Movie 27
Character 1: Gee. He looks blue.
Character 2: I'd say brownish-gold.
Character 1: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.
Character 2: Oh.
Movie 28
Character 1: I've never been a popular man.
Character 2: I like you.
Character 1: And don't think I don't know what those back stabbers at court say about me.
Character 2: Oh, yes, all that talk about being a pathetic social climber who's failed at everything he's tried...
Movie 29
Character 1: I got a question.
Character 2: That's great! Great, participation! Fire away, big guy!
Character 1: While you're here, who's giving out speeding tickets and scooping dead animals off the highway?
Character 2: All right, no more questions.
Movie 30
Character 1: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Character 2: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Movie 31
Candlelight, privacy, music. Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat.
Movie 32
I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
Movie 33
Look you get porridge! And it's happy to see ya!
Movie 34
I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.
Movie 35
I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
Movie 36
Character 1: Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
Character 2: I get a time out?
Character 1: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be...
Character 2: ...Painted?
Movie 37
Character 1: Humans - -think they own *everything*.
Character 2: Probably *American*.
Movie 38
Character 1: Where'd you come from, little guy?
Character 2: No... touchy.
Character 1: Demon llama!
Character 2: Demon llama? Where?
Movie 39
Character 1: You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou?
Character 2: Pretty sure.
Movie 40
Character 1: Gee. He looks blue.
Character 2: I'd say brownish-gold.
Character 1: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.
Character 2: Oh.
Movie 41
Character 1: How 'bout I beat your butt right now?
Character 2: How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?
See how many you can get (without cheating) and leave your answers in the comment box.
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So last Saturday my sister, Courtney, and my brother, Kyle, and I were browsing around Barnes and Noble when suddenly my sister froze and gasped in excitement. She had found an entire collection of Barbie coloring books, sticker books, and chapter books. Just to remind you, my sister is 19, not 4. So as we were standing there looking at Barbie and Ken doll books, I read the sign that is posted above the display. The sign was an announcement that Jef Beck, the owner of the largest Ken doll collection in the United States, would be at Barnes and Noble next Sunday. I'm not sure if I found this amusing or just down right sad. I mean really? This man surely can't be married. He's like the crazy cat lady only with Ken dolls. I wonder if he talks to them. Wouldn't surprise me. This man needs some serious help. I mean sure, when I was little, my brother played Barbies with my sister and I some times. But even when he was like 5, he was still embarrassed to be playing with dolls. I only had maybe 2 Ken dolls out of my collection of 50+ Barbies, (one of them being Aladdin.) I can't wait for Sunday to come now because I will be the first one in line for Mr. Jef Beck's autograph. 
Detroit Yetis 
